Funny Cute Flattering and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

This isn’t a beer belly, It’a a fuel tank for a love machine.

Hey baby, you’ve got somthing on your butt: my eyes.

I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.