You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Funny Cute Flattering and Cheesy Pick Up Lines
When God made you, he was showing off.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.