I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!
It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
When God made you, he was showing off
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
I’m not wearing any pants.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something … My Jaw !!!