Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?
I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy?
Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?