I’m easy. Are you?
I’m easy. Are you?
Crude Suggestive (18+) Pick Up Lines
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceburg!” you do down.
Lets play “Titanic.” When I say “Iceburg!” you do down.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!
“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!