Crude Suggestive (18+) Pick Up Lines

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.

Life is short. Let’s fuck and see if there is anything after that.

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.

Hi. I’m gay, think you can convert me?

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna fuck you.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just fuck.

I just popped a Viagra. So, we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?