Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.