If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.