Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.
Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Funny how some people call themselves parents yet,,they never seem to have their kids.
A mother’s love for a child can only be understood by a mother.
Thinks their kids forgot the name “daddy” because all they hears is “mommy, mommy, mommy”.
Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.
I have been hit hard with the “Your kids will turn out just like you” curse.
I’m not a violent person, but mess with my kids and I will become one.
I know all parents think their child is the cutest thing in the world but seriously, mine is.
Knew i had found the man of my dreams as soon as i looked into my son’s eyes.
My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!
A child should feel nothing but, “safe.”
When your kids grow up they will realize that when you said no, you were saying I love you.
If I was told to go to bed. I’d be like. OK! Why can’t kids be the same way?
Not many people can drive me as CRAZY as my kids, But NOBODY can make me as happy as my kids
Adults are just kids with money.
Most people mature with age. How do some people get it backwards?
How pathetic can you possibly get?
The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.