Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…
Do u practice being this ugly?
Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..
Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
If you are shameless, you would do as you wish…
Mix with people with a good attitude.
Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.